sadboysonly: hey kanye remember that collab you did with keri hilso-
alexwatsonian: Tame Impala playing Outkast’s “prototype” at the end of their last show with Nick Roland Paisley Adams Allbrook. A tear may have been shed.
ludacrisp: WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
crowlery: cute girls (◡‿◡✿) cute girls with machine guns (◠‿◠✿) cute girls covered in the blood of their enemies (⌒∇⌒✿)
Realize that anyone who tries to put you down about your appearance is assuming...– Skeptifem (via fiftyshadesofmacygray)
transhumanisticpanspermia: rnackenzie: how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature “hello, it is time for you to become adult. sign here.” *profuse sweating*
well i already know im going to hell at this point it’s really go big or go home
Anonymous asked: Post a picture of yourself!
jpgay: me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
raptivist: “lets be friends” i whisper as i like all your text posts
Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
dialupmodem: quick have sex with me i’ll explain later